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‘I’ll Have The Jägerbomb,’ Says Student Who Seems To Have Lost The Concept Of Real-World Social Norms
SHAKER HEIGHTS — On Monday night, rising college junior Kyle McMorris ordered a Jägerbomb at his...
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Area Woman Spent 4th of July Just Like Any Other Day: Guzzling Weiners
Last Wednesday, the U.S. celebrated Independence Day, the federal holiday commemorating the adoption of the Declaration...
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Family Dog Getting Real Tired Of Seeing Human Home For The Summer Walk Around House Naked
Bailey, the family golden retriever, is getting really sick of seeing of Jake’s junk swing back...
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5 Father’s Day Gifts Perfect For Your Lil’ Nasty Rich Sugar Daddy
Father’s Day is just around the corner! For every dutiful son and daughter tying a big...
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QUIZ: Which Former High School Classmate is Already Sliding Into Your DMs?
Just when you thought you could enjoy your summer, Thirsty McThirstertin comes creeping out of the...
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Report: Your RA Never Smelled a Thing
Residential assistants admitted this week that although they knew you were probably toking a big fat...
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‘Suburb Weed Just Isn’t What It Used To Be,’ Says All-Knowing Freshman Home For The Summer
NAPERVILLE – The disappointment in the room was almost palpable as returning University of Colorado Boulder...
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DePaul
The Black Sheep Investigates Those Semen Trees Blasting Cumsmell All Over The Quad
Campus tours are running all over the place, interrupting classes and just generally annoying the hell...
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Closeted Cleveland Browns Fans Unsure If They Want Oklahoma F**kboi
Baker Mayfield, the Oklahoma Sooner fuckboi that the entirety of Ohio State’s campus despises, was drafted...
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Chicago
White Sox to Hold ‘Soxcore Porn Night’ in Effort to Boost Game Attendance
CHICAGO – With early season game attendance at painfully low levels, the Chicago White Sox front...
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Dave Matthews Band Is On Tour — You and the Boys Ready?
Bro! You knew it was coming, but it was just a matter of time before the...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...
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Take this Quiz and Be Boxed into a BC Stereotype
Nobody actually fits perfectly into a BC stereotype, but everyone sees each kind of basic BC...
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For Just 10 Cents A Day, You Can Save These 5 Dogs Who Are Just Being Used By Frat Guys To Get Laid
Due to the rise of frat guys using adorable dogs to court women, the Society for...
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The Ultimate List of Christmas Movie Drinking Games
‘Tis the season to hole up in the TV room and ignore the relatives YOU LITERALLY...
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‘Saturdays Are For The Boys!’ Yells Guy Who Doesn’t Hang Out With Girls Anyway
Brothers of Beta Psi headed to North Avenue Beach on Saturday, screaming “Saturdays are for the...
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LSU Freshman Devastated He Won’t Have Granite Counters Living On Campus
In the wake of the groundbreaking news in which LSU unveiled its decision to require...
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Jordan Poole Eager to Return to South Quad, Endless Unwavering Sex
After losing in the National Championship to Villanova on Monday night, local South Quad resident and...
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Sorority Sisters, Like, So Upset After 23andMe Results Show $1,000 Dues Doesn’t Mean They’re Actually Family
New 23andMe results have sent shockwaves throughout the Alpha Delta sorority after two sorority sisters, Sarah...
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5 Gorgeous Rugs To Sweep Your Frat’s Hazing Allegations Under
So one of your pledges snitched on your frat for torturing them in your basement for...
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Drunk People Try Writing a Play And Sh*t Gets Weird
This week Nick and Diane are writing a play based on YOUR suggestions (and some we...
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Drunk People Try Applying to Colleges
Diane already has a degree, and Nick already has TWO, but this week these two drunks...
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Drunk People Forced to Listen to a 3-Hour Loop of Africa by Toto
This week, Diane and Nick didn’t know what they were doing till they were three drinks...
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Drunk People Try Painting Each Other
This week, Diane and Nick got shitfaced and try to paint each other. Portraits, but not...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...