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Campus Life
Awesomely Nerdy Halloween Costumes: 90s Characters
You’ve managed to get an invite to the most ballin’ Halloween party of all time—now you...
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Campus Life
The Black Sheep Bad Professor Survey
We’ve all had them: Professors we deeply regret knowing. Whether they bore us to death by...
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Booze
Drinking Game: Midterm Mayhem
Now that midterms are in full swing (UGH) we know you’re finally going to get serious...
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Booze
Recipe For Disaster: Super Fancy Breakfast for Dinner: “Brinner”
The types of people who eat breakfast for dinner are either 1.) rich people who have...
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Booze
Booze Review: Ed Hardy Moscato
No, this is not a joke. Well technically by definition, everything on this site is a joke...
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Booze
Drinking Game: Hungover Homework
Since we’re a couple of weeks into school, that homework you neglected during syllabus week is...
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Campus Life
Booze Review: Chateau La Paws Pinot Noir
It says “fine wine” right on the bottle, we can just stop this review and give...
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National
The Black Sheep’s REAL Guide to REAL Fantasy Football
One might think or assume, with such an exciting title, that fantasy football would be held...
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Campus Life
Recipe For Disaster: Rubbery AF Chicken
Delicious chicken, what is it good for? Stop bothering with the Google searches for “how to...
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Campus Life
The Black Sheep’s Great Frozen Pizza Taste Test
Let’s be real, frozen pizza is a godsend. It’s cheap, it fits perfectly in a freezer...
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QUIZ: What Big Ten Mascot Should You Sleep With?
Big Ten mascots, known for their furry costumes and muscular builds, will be roaming the sidelines...
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QUIZ: Which Magic School Bus Character are You Based on Your Social Life?
It was the best day of elementary school when your teacher would walk into class and...
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6 Top Tips to Land the Shitty Entry-Level Job of Your Dreams
Fresh out of college, you’re unemployed and entering a job market that merciless and unforgiving. Let’s...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One to Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT Writing academic papers sucks. Writing academic papers on a deadline when you realize you...
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How to Communicate with a Potential Fraternity Lover
Congratulations, pledge! You’ve received a bid to whatever sorority thinks you’re cute enough. Now that...
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Top 10 Reasons You Should’ve Gone to Community College
Questioning spending thousands of dollars on school? You should’ve tried community college! From free, used needles...
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Top 10 Fights You’re Gonna Have with Your Parents this Thanksgiving
From disgruntled fathers voicing their opinions to your relationship status, here are 10 fights you’re gonna...
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Student Panicking Because Not Sure If Able to Top Last Year’s Halloween Costume
With the turn of the season, many students are finally beginning to feel comfortable with their...
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Sean Hannity: A White House Slumber Party Memoir
The following are entries pulled from my diary (yes, I have a diary, don’t laugh)...
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App Convinces College Student to ‘Calm the F*** Out and Chill’
This is a sponsored post in collaboration with Calm College. With midterms-that-seem-to-turn-into-finals season approaching, a 20+...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...
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We Made Malört-Infused Cupcakes and Forced People to Eat Them
Jeppson’s Malört has been described as tasting like “gasoline and hairspray,” “the end of a Sharpie,”...
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Mean Tweets About the Chicago Bean
Hey, it’s me Cloud. Cloud Gate from Chicago? A lot people think it’s pronounced “the bean”, but...