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Booze
Booze Review: Natty Light
We decided to torture ourselves by reviewing Natty Light, aka “Fratty Light.” All you Greeks are...
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Campus Life
The 2015 Pitchfork Music Festival Is Home to Chicago’s Best Artists
The 2015 Pitchfork Music Festival will feature five of Chicago’s best artists. In this Venn diagram...
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Campus Life
Which Pitchfork 2015 Acts Should You See This Year?
With the 2015 Pitchfork Music Festival right around the corner, we’ve made a flow chart to...
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National
Straight Man Capitulates to Court’s Decision, Proposes to Another Man
Following the U.S. Supreme Court’s decision to legalize gay marriage, local straight man, John Willoughby, reluctantly...
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Campus Life
How American Can American Apparel Make You?
In order to properly celebrate our great nation’s 239th birthday, it’s imperative that one dresses as...
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Booze
Literally Just A List of Excuses For You to Get Drunk Every Single Day This Summer
What else is there to do on campus in the summer, right? Whether you’re on campus...
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Booze
Booze Review: Black Sheep Ale
We aren’t kidding, this is a real drink. A brewery called The Black Sheep Ale House,...
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Campus Life
A Guide to Interacting with Your Family The Weekend You Go Home
Summer is a time when many students get to go home and relax worry about dealing...
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Booze
March Madness: The Drinking Game
March Madness: the crown jewel of college sports. A time where a love of basketball does...
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Booze
Recipe for Disaster: The ‘Yeah, I Worked Out for the First Two Weeks of School Protein Shake
Everyone knows that the busiest time of year at the gym is right at the beginning...
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QUIZ: Which Magic School Bus Character are You Based on Your Social Life?
It was the best day of elementary school when your teacher would walk into class and...
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QUIZ: What Big Ten Mascot Should You Sleep With?
Big Ten mascots, known for their furry costumes and muscular builds, will be roaming the sidelines...
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6 Top Tips to Land the Shitty Entry-Level Job of Your Dreams
Fresh out of college, you’re unemployed and entering a job market that merciless and unforgiving. Let’s...
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How to Communicate with a Potential Fraternity Lover
Congratulations, pledge! You’ve received a bid to whatever sorority thinks you’re cute enough. Now that...
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Top 10 Reasons You Should’ve Gone to Community College
Questioning spending thousands of dollars on school? You should’ve tried community college! From free, used needles...
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Top 10 Fights You’re Gonna Have with Your Parents this Thanksgiving
From disgruntled fathers voicing their opinions to your relationship status, here are 10 fights you’re gonna...
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Student Panicking Because Not Sure If Able to Top Last Year’s Halloween Costume
With the turn of the season, many students are finally beginning to feel comfortable with their...
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Can A Professor Actually Identify An Essay Purchased Online? We Bought One to Find Out.
SPONSORED CONTENT Writing academic papers sucks. Writing academic papers on a deadline when you realize you...
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Freshman Football Player Delighted That He Also Won’t Have to Take His Own Tests in College
College student-athletes will continue to live their luxurious lives this fall. Athletes will be given...
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App Convinces College Student to ‘Calm the F*** Out and Chill’
This is a sponsored post in collaboration with Calm College. With midterms-that-seem-to-turn-into-finals season approaching, a 20+...
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Drunk People Recreate The Kylie Jenner-Travis Scott GQ Photo Shoot
She’s a tipsy millennial. He’s the most drunk 24-year-old in the office. How did Diane and...
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We Made Malört-Infused Cupcakes and Forced People to Eat Them
Jeppson’s Malört has been described as tasting like “gasoline and hairspray,” “the end of a Sharpie,”...
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Mean Tweets About the Chicago Bean
Hey, it’s me Cloud. Cloud Gate from Chicago? A lot people think it’s pronounced “the bean”, but...