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Campus Life
A Guide To Spotting Edgelords At Columbia College
What is an “edgelord” exactly? According to Urban Dictionary, the official definition is, “Someone who uses...
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Campus Life
How To Sell Your Body On A DePaul Facebook Page
This time of year, DePaul Facebook pages are filled with well-meaning freshman publicly begging for friends....
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Satire
VCU Student Just Now Realizing This Isn’t French 201
With the semester well underway, VCU students are finding themselves lost in a flurry of emotion,...
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Campus Life
Columbia Student Takes Red Line Past Roosevelt, Miraculously Survives
Danger has never been something to stop journalism major Madelyn Campbell, who this week broke new ground...
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Campus Life
Breaking: Penn State Invaded By Old, White Alumni For Football Games
Something is coming. Not your Pitt friends. Not the start of actual assignments. No, on home...
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Satire
6 Lame Textbooks You Should Buy Instead Of Tickets To Any Syracuse Game
Welcome back to campus! It’s a very exciting time for everyone, the two most exciting things...
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North Carolina
UNC Students Torn Between Bad And Worse Housing Options
The housing application for the upcoming 2019-2020 year is open, and with it, UNC students are...
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Campus Life
BREAKING: Athens Blocks Added To Southern Ohio Endangered Species List
On Friday, Athens Blocks joined sea lions, red pandas and Sumatran orangutans on the endangered species...
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Campus Life
8 People You’ve Definitely Seen In Your VCU Lecture This Week
There’s lots of diversity and a huge variety of unique people on VCU’s campus and even...
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Campus Life
Mizzou Coffee Reviews From A Guy Who Has Never Drank Coffee Before
With finals week upon us, it’s the season for pulling all-nighters and being jacked up on...
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Sean Hannity: A White House Slumber Party Memoir
The following are entries pulled from my diary (yes, I have a diary, don’t laugh)...
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5 Cute Recruitment Outfits Inspired by 19th-Century Women Named Elizabeth
Rifling through your closet trying to find the perfect rush or recruitment outfit? Looks like it...
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American Population All Extras In Upcoming 1984 Remake Starring Donald Trump
In a Wednesday night primetime interview with Fox News’ Bill O’Reilly, Presidential Spokesperson Kellyanne Conway revealed...
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App Convinces College Student to ‘Calm the F*** Out and Chill’
This is a sponsored post in collaboration with Calm College. With midterms-that-seem-to-turn-into-finals season approaching, a 20+...
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Student Panicking Because Not Sure If Able to Top Last Year’s Halloween Costume
With the turn of the season, many students are finally beginning to feel comfortable with their...
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Millions of Women’s Periods Sync Up in Heartwarming Show of Solidarity
The day after Donald Trump was sworn into office, millions of women and some incredibly...
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5 Last-Minute DIY BC Halloween Costumes You Can Whip Up with Shit Laying Around Your Apartment
Halloween is fast approaching and you don’t have all the outfits you’ll need for partying that...
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Last Functioning Elevator in Warren Towers Tired of Being Puked In
WARREN TOWERS — Elevator 3, serving the residents of Marshall “B” Tower, has reported that it...
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Trump Forces Starbucks to Split Green Unity Cup into 13 Separate Cups
On November 1st, Starbucks debuted a green “unity” cup, consisting of a mosaic of over a...
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8 Questions We Have for Those Assholes Who Shower the Crowd in Natty at Tailgates
Yeah, you know the ones. One minute you’re chasing the morning grogginess away with a sip...
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Behind the Scenes at MSU Campus News [VIDEO]
We go behind the scenes at MSU Campus News to see how they go about...
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Local Idiot Drops Whole Plate of Food at Crown [VIDEO]
Last week, a local idiot spilled her food in Crown Commons. The Black Sheep has...