Lake Shore Trail — Amateur cyclist Tony Abbott told reporters on Tuesday he’s excited to try out a more “guttural, barbaric” variation of the on-your-left scream when trying to get around people various Chicago walking and biking paths this summer.
“ON YOUR LEFTTTTT,” Abbott screamed on the Lake Shore path between Belmont Harbor and Recreation Drive. “Jesus Christ, seriously — do people not know that there are six-speeds biting at their ankles? Un-fucking-believable.”
At press time, Abbott was seen skidding into a patch of sand off one of the paths to berate an elderly woman who “was walking side-to-side on the path like she had a limp or something.”
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