The sun is shining, the food is cooking, and the crowds are chomping at the bit to cram some of that juicy, fried, sizzlin’ Chicago-style food into what remains of their arteries. Taste of Chicago is this weekend, and if there’s one that’s guaranteed, it’s that people will be stuffing their mouths and ruining their health with food vendor upon food vendor. If you see or hear any of the following, you’ll know someone is well on their way to visiting Swedish Covenant by the end of the weekend.
5.) “That was a lot of food, but I’m still hungry.”
4.) The term “YOLO” has made a comeback and is truly used in terms of life and death.
3.) Patrons are putting ice cream where the sour cream should be on tacos.
2.) When someone uses mayo to “wash things down.”
1.) “Oh, wow, I can feel my arteries clogging.”
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