You’re a Cornellian, which means you’re beautiful and unique. You’re special enough to get into an Ivy, but not quite special enough to get into one of the good ones. But… you’re better than Penn! In that spirit, celebrate today’s love with some Cornell Valentine’s only another Big, Throbbing Red could love.
It’s so high on the list because it’s most important to the culture of this school.
It’ll Be Long and Hard.
I’ll only be slightly annoyed.
Whatever it is babe, I’ll charge it to my bursar.
I’ve got those BRB’s loaded.
Something like you is so rare, even though it shouldn’t be, it is.
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