Bar: Klondike Kate’s
Relationship Status: Single
Major: Political Science
Favorite Drink: Ketel One and Soda (or Bud Light bottles)
Favorite Shot: Grand Marnier
Disgusting Drink: Anything with Malibu or anything frozen.
What mixed drink best masks the taste of shitty plastic jug vodka?:
Red Bull… or beer! Ha!
What would you say to a freshman in Kate’s?:
“I’ll see you in three years”… Or “How good is your fake?” HA!
What’s the best way to sneak liquor past your RA?:
Just wait until they’re asleep, or put it in a laundry bag. One time we brought a keg in the dorm in the middle of the night. We used to party with our RA too! He just made us delete pictures with him.
When was the last time you find yourself at a dorm at UD?:
Oh, god! Sophomore year, last time I was in the dorm. I lived in Pencader when Pencader was an actual dorm.
5 simple words to make any freshman cry:
The cops are here! Run!
Name 2 things you miss about dining hall food and one thing you don’t:
They used to have an ice cream bar, which was my favorite. Also, just not paying for food was good. And stealing utensils and plates was fun too. I used to steal the trays they had and go sledding with them. One thing I hated… the lines!
How should a freshman hit on you if they’re interested…sexually?:
Uh, they shouldn’t, but I’d say, “Do you have any older sisters?”
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
‘Cause it has all the Kate’s Specials in it!