Twitter Handle: I don’t have Twitter, I have Instagram
Bar: Klondike Kate’s
Relationship Status: Taken
Major: Health and Physical Education
Favorite Drink: Tito’s and soda
Favorite Shot: Jack Fire
Disgusting Drink: Rusty Nail
5 words about hot beer on a cold fall day:
“Cold beer and warm fur.”
What cold weather drink most warms the frozen cockles of your heart?
What would you least want to find under a pile of leaves?
“A homeless person.”
Who is your cuffing season target?
Why is October the worst month of the year?
“It’s the true end of summer!”
Tell us your worst joke:
“Why can’t the bicycle stand up by itself?- Because it’s two-tired!”
What would a scarecrow for frat guys look like?
“He’d have a throwback basketball jersey, boat shoes, and shorts that don’t match either one.”
Why should people read The Black Sheep?
“To find out about cool people like me!”
Is there actual crack in Pumpkin Spice Lattes? Or is it something else?