From the Streets: Is Your Mom a Trick or a Treat?
My mom is a trick because one time she dressed up as the wolf in pajamas from the Little Red Riding Hood and drove up to Binghamton just to scare my sister.
A treat, because she’s a very nice individual and she’s very sweet. She can make you feel better whenever you’re down!
So, uh, remember that scandal a few years ago where people were putting razor blades in candy for trick-or-treaters? I like to think of my mom like that because… damn.”
If you pregame the pregame then your life just becomes ones giant pregame: