We asked some of our fellow Blue Hens which childhood cartoon icon they most want to have a sloppy, drunken, makeout-sesh with and why; here are their responses.
“Aqua Man, ’cause he’s got a hot bod!”
“My immediate thought was Jasmine, [from Aladdin] but I wouldn’t want to hook up with her, I’d want to wife her up! So I’m gonna go with Jessica Rabbit, ’cause she’s the baddest in the game.”
“Danny Phantom, ’cause he’s a babe.”
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