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Which Depressed Lincoln Park Zoo Animal Are You?

Everybody expresses their pain in different ways, and the depressed and downtrodden animals of the Lincoln Park Zoo are no different. Like us, the animals in the Lincoln Park Zoo are confined by their institutions. We’re more like the animals at the Zoo than we’d like to admit – eating, pooping, fucking, and really just trying to get through another day without having someone else’s turd flung at you.

Take this quiz to find out which depressed Lincoln Park Zoo animal you most closely identify with: 

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