You remember those games, right? The classic Swedish car commercial that APPEARS to be a just leisurely drive through a nice winding mountain road, the BOOM a half-dead goblin appears out of the corner of the screen, you scream, bang your knee on the table, and suddenly your mom’s concerned that you’ve just been actually murdered. Jump scare games are the reason we all had trust issues as youths, especially that scary maze game from 2007.
After years of avoiding the terrifying realm that is ebaumsworld.com, this week Nick & Diane get drunk enough to face their childhood fears and tackle the maze game again. But is this game still just as traumatizing 11 years later when they know damn well what’s coming?