Tallahassee’s been hit with a surprisingly persistent gust of cold weather, proving that global warming is a myth and your god is a lie. Those from the south found themselves bundling up in seven layers to protect their dazzlingly tan skin, while those from the north boasted short shorts and tank tops as they pretended they weren’t really cold. Although just about everyone owns a jacket, what would people do for footwear? The options are much more diverse than clothes, and what you wear in different types of weather says a lot about you. This quiz will tell you just where to go to get some hot food in your ideal restaurant environment when the winter weather is getting you down.
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