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Mason’s Daddy of the Week: Edmund Pittman

Name: Edmund Pittman

Twitter Handle: @gmu_homo

Year: Sophomore

Major: Criminology

Relationship Status: Single

Fraternity: Nah

Boxers or Briefs?: Boxer Briefs

Tell us a dad joke:

I had to look one up like a loser lmao but probably “How do you get a tissue to move? Put a little boogie in it.”

What’s the messiest possible way to end your loveless marriage of 25 years?:

Over text on your anniversary with that person, while your new love affair is moving in and moving your partner’s stuff outta there.

How many times have you been called “daddy” in bed?:

I usually call dudes “daddy” because I bottom.

If your dick had the ability to reproduce asexually would you rather it did so through budding or binary fission?:

I feel like binary fission sounds more scientific, so I’ll go with that.

What do you want your wife to get you for your birthday?:

A dildo if it’s my wife because that’s a sad life, if it’s my husband then good head game.

When Tim wanted a Barbie for Christmas, what did you do?:

I gave him a GI Joe with makeup. I’m on a budget.

What’s something that sounds like a sex position but isn’t?:

California Roll.

Would you rather be a sugar daddy or a sugar baby?:

Sugar baby, of course.

Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:

Because I’ve been feeling myself recently.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

Because I used to write bomb ass articles for The Black Sheep and the current ones are just as good.

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