Name: Dan TheMan Ward
Twitter Handle: @Dan_Ward_11
Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle
Boxers or Briefs?: boxer briefs
Tell us a dad joke:
Son: “Dad, I’m hungry.”
Dad: “Hi, Hungry. Do you know where my son is?”
If you had to choose two NBA players to have a threesome with, who would they be and why?:
Joel Embiid and DeMarcus Cousins. Go big or go home.
What do you do when your wife is taking up most of your Coors and Budweiser room in the fridge with her damn La Croix sparkling waters?:
We have a bigger issue if my wife is buying sparkling water in the first place.
How do you tell when and orgy has come to the climax?:
By the vinegar strokes on all the guys’ faces.
How would you react if your next kid came out a ginger?:
“Hey honey! I hope you’re ready to try again. 2nd time is the charm right?”
What song would you use to describe your member and why?:
“Yours If You Want It. Girl, it’s here for you. All you have to do is ask.”
What’s the first thing you did when you found out that women are also allowed in Home Depot?:
I wasn’t surprised. I knew Home Depot had kitchen set ups so they were still in their place.
Why do you think you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
You want your daddy to be a man, and I am THE MAN.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
You’ll get to find out about me, so that’s a plus.
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