The good students at UGA know that sometimes there’s nothing to be done but drink idiotic amounts of alcohol and throw up everywhere in public places. So, we’ve gone ahead and put together a list of some of the best places to puke your guts out downtown and avoid public intoxication in Athens.
6.) Urinal #3 in Flanagan’s:
This veteran of a toilet has all the bare necessities. Sure, it lacks the classy qualities of a toilet in Centro or Jerzees, but it certainly isn’t lacking in character. It’s also in an excellent location.
This spot is perfect for those of us with places to go and people to see. Are you on your way from Blue Sky to Bar South? Pop in at the construction porta potty for a quick puke en route. You might have to break the lock, but trust us, it’ll be worth it.
4.) Dark corner in Buddha:
Buddha has had a longstanding reputation as the puke capital of Athens. If you’re a freshman and can’t hold your liquor, consider one of the many smelly dark corners in Buddha to discreetly do away with all those whiskey cokes.
3.) Sketchy alley next to Bar South:
Did you forget to stop by the porta potty on near Ben and Jerry’s? No worries! There’s an ominous alley right next to Bar South that’s perfect for the job.
2.) Flower bed outside of Bell Jeans:
There nowhere more appropriate to throw up than a flower bed. It just seems like the right thing to do.
1.) Broad Street bus stop trash can:
You’re sitting at the bus stop waiting for your Uber, and you notice this beautiful trash can just sitting there. Sooo, you throw up in it.
And that’s a wrap! Feel free to try any of these enticing places during your drunken escapades downtown. They won’t let you down! Also, don’t be afraid to get creative. Open your mind to the possibilities.
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