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Bartender of the Week: Chasers’ Miro

Name: Miro
Instagram Handle: @hunchomiro
Bar: Chasers
Relationship Status: Single
Major: Marketing / Professional Sales
Favorite Drink: Miro’s Special
Favorite Shot: Tequila
Disgusting Drink: Cement Mixer

What’s the nicest thing you’ve done as a bartender at Chasers?

“I get my friends drunk so they forget about their problems.”

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve done as a bartender at Chasers?
“I plead the fifth.”

Who are the top 3 bartenders at Chasers?
“It’s gotta be Ron.”

What exactly is in a Miro’s Special?
“I cannot disclose that information, but it has a lot of vodka, and a splash of fucked up.”

Finish the joke: A townie walks into Chasers…:
“Then walks right out after being asked who he knows here.”

What’s your worst drunk purchase ever?
“I bought ten pounds of wings and did not even eat a single wing.”

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve found in Chasers’ lost and found?
“Let’s get one thing straight, nothing gets found at Chasers. You go there to lose your values, morals and beliefs. Let me know if anyone’s found mine.”

Use five words to describe the worst 21st birthday moment you’ve been apart of:

“Was the stripper worth $1,000?”

What would go in a “you’ll shoot your eye out!” shot?
“We just call those Vegas Bombs at Chasers.”

If Chasers was named anything else, what would it be?
“Ronnie’s Pussy Palace.”

Finish the line: Thursdays are holidays; Chasers is lit…

“We should hang out, after my shift ;)”

Why should people read The Black Sheep?
“To learn more about irrelevant people like me.”



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