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Bartender Of The Week: Darren From Legends

Name: Darren O’Hanlon
Instagram Handle: @darrenohanlon15
Bar: Legends
Relationship Status: Single
Major: Communication
Favorite Drink: Baltimore Zoo
Favorite Shot: Liquid Cocaine
Disgusting Drink: Malört

What’s the most problematic shit you’ve witnessed at Legends?:
Someone eating their rail card five minutes after completion.

How long have you had Nicki Minaj’s newest album on repeat?:
I’d rather listen to Nickelback.

Does Legends have a discount for disheveled townies?:
They love Wednesdays, Busch is on special.

How many Tune Squad jerseys do you own?:
Great movie, but let’s leave those for ISU freshmen.

What are you doing on any given work night at 2:01 a.m.?:
Probably asking disheveled townies to leave for the fifth time.

Without checking right now, are your earlobes attached or detached?:
Not sure, but say earlobes enough and it sounds funny.

What would a human representation of Murphy’s look like?:
Imagine if Emma Watson and John Belushi had a kid.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s by the people for the people.

Listen to Talk of Shame, a podcast about being young & dumb. Hosted by 2 drunk girls from The Black Sheep corporate, Mackenzie Harding & Andrea Jablonski. One can’t find her tampon, the other one’s laundry is probably on fire. Subscribe to Talk of Shame:

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