Name: Darren O’Hanlon
Instagram Handle: @darrenohanlon15
Relationship Status: Single
Favorite Drink: Baltimore Zoo
Favorite Shot: Liquid Cocaine
Disgusting Drink: Malört
What’s the most problematic shit you’ve witnessed at Legends?:
Someone eating their rail card five minutes after completion.
How long have you had Nicki Minaj’s newest album on repeat?:
I’d rather listen to Nickelback.
Does Legends have a discount for disheveled townies?:
They love Wednesdays, Busch is on special.
How many Tune Squad jerseys do you own?:
Great movie, but let’s leave those for ISU freshmen.
What are you doing on any given work night at 2:01 a.m.?:
Probably asking disheveled townies to leave for the fifth time.
Without checking right now, are your earlobes attached or detached?:
Not sure, but say earlobes enough and it sounds funny.
What would a human representation of Murphy’s look like?:
Imagine if Emma Watson and John Belushi had a kid.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s by the people for the people.
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