Bar: The Clybourne
Relationship Status: Happily married with 10 kids and 6 carrier pigeons.
Favorite Drink: “Juices”
Favorite Shot: Fuel
Disgusting Drink: Gin
Which childhood insult would be the best name for a mixed drink?:
What would be in Donkey Brains?:
A shot of rum and Hamm’s beer.
What hashtag most accurately describes your last hook-up?:
Who would win in a drinking competition between you and your dad? Why?:
Me, because he’s weak.
What was the last thing that made you feel very stupid?:
Sending my dad to the hospital during a drinking contest.
Give us your billion-dollar app idea:
An app for finding the best place to poop.
What was the last thing you immediately regretted upon waking up?:
Sleeping on the street.
What is something you’re certain is true, but has not been proven?:
You can milk a full grown man with nothing but a bag of chips and a car battery.
Which current fashion trend will society most regret in 15 years?:
Provide proof you’re not a member of the Illuminati:
Don’t tell me what to do.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
For the personal ads 😉