Name: Danny Lanman
Instagram Handle: @dannylanman1
Bar: The Red Lion
Relationship Status: Wouldn’t you like to know?
Major: No Diploma
Favorite Drink: VWL
Favorite Shot: McFuckMe Up
Disgusting Drink: Anything Tekilla
What’s the most disrespectful thing someone’s done in Red Lion?:
Punched me in the nose and broke it in three places (S/O ISU).
Describe Summer Champaign in three words:
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen in Red Lion’s lost & found box this year?:
Half of the campus’s dignity.
Without naming names, which of your friends is an annoying lil’ needledick?:
Whoever thought of this question.
If Red Lion hermit crabbed into another UIUC building, which would be the best fit? Why?:
Any building that Cochrane doesn’t own (good luck finding one).
Whilst tending bar, what like, instantly pisses you off?:
Being denied a JUUL rip.
If U of I were a video game, what level would Red Lion be, and what’s the boss at the end?:
I think we all know the answer to this…
How do you vanquish said boss?:
Rough the kicker.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s better than reading notes for whatever the hell you think you’re studying