Instagram Handle: @daviistuart
Bar: Joe’s Baja Kingdom
Relationship Status: Taken
Favorite Drink: JAMEO
Favorite Shot: Cuervo
Disgusting Drink: Montezuma Blue
Who is a Joe’s legend and what makes them legendary?:
Les, he’s clocked in more hours at Joe’s than any employee, ever.
What’s the #1 sign someone is overserved?:
When they leave you a number with no tip.
If Joe’s were a superhero, who would be its arch nemesis?:
The fire marshal.
How many butts you seen ‘round these parts?:
A couple, nothing compares to Ferrin’s though #RIP.
What’s your first memory of UIUC?:
Unfortunately, probably the poles at Joe’s
Finish this phrase “Cash, grass, or ass…”:
No one drinks for free.
Second favorite place to poop on campus?:
If you had 3 hours to spend $10k, what would you do?:
Pay off my jaywalking ticket.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Why do people still enjoy Baja Blasts?