Name: Jordan Baird
Twitter Handle: @JordanBaird77
Relationship Status: Relationships? Girls? What are those?
Major: Sports management (yeah, I know it’s a joke.)
Favorite Drink: My tears when I wake up every morning.
Favorite Shot: Jagerbomb
Disgusting Drink: Whiskey Coke
What’s the nicest thing you’ve done as a bartender at Joe’s?:
Forgetting to charge people on my first ever bartending shift and giving away $200 worth of free booze.
What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve done as a bartender at Joe’s?:
Allegedly serving a 19-year-old Austin Ryan too many Jagerbombs.
Where’s the best place to hang mistletoe in Joe’s?:
The stripper poles, because who doesn’t love making out in a place where four or five children have been conceived?
What would go in a “You’ll shoot your eye out!” shot?:
Everclear, Bacardi 151, and little dash of bath salts.
What boozy gift is the gift that keeps on giving?:
A two-part gift: one part King Cobra forty and one part Four Loko Gold.
I thought Trump was ending the war on Christmas?
How would you react if mommy caught you kissing Santa Claus?:
“Finally you did something right in your life.”
Are you more of a “shove it in a stocking” or “unwrap a bow” kind of guy? Why?:
Is this a sexual innuendo? I’m really bad at making moves so uh…sup, ladies?
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because Stephen Duginger writes for you guys and I really enjoy reading his heavy liberal snowflake writing.
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