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Bartender of the Week: The Red Lion’s Duffy

 

Name: Duffy 

Bar: The Red Lion

Relationship Status: Don’t ask, don’t tell

Major: Finance

Favorite Drink: Vodka Water. Not for the low calories—I like to taste my regrets.

Favorite Shot: Tequila

Disgusting Drink: Jägerbombs (sorry Lexie)

 

Make a drink using a wine, a beer and a liquor. What’s in it, and what do you call it?:

2 shots red wine, 3 shots Natty, 2 shots tequila. At room temperature. This concoction is a Doorman Special.

 

Explain the circumstances behind the earliest shot you’ve ever taken:

UV Cake in a backyard and we assigned lookouts for parents.

 

What’s your favorite foreign swear? What does it mean?:

This is a real German insult: Diene Oma masturbiert im stehen! (Your grandma masturbates standing up!)

 

What smell do you hate that everyone likes?:

Flowers. Fuck flowers.

 

Who is your worst enemy? Why?:

People who put those family stickers on the back of their cars. You’re trying too hard.

 

Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever woken up?:

Frat Park…whoops.

 

Which music video would you most want to be in? Why?:

“I Fink U Freeky” by Die Antwoord . I just really feel a connection with that song.

 

What would be the first thing you did after waking up to a dead body?:

Probably drop passive-aggressive hints that it needs to go home.

 

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

Wait, I thought this was for The Daily Illini?

 

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