Bar: The Red Lion
Relationship Status: Don’t ask, don’t tell
Favorite Drink: Vodka Water. Not for the low calories—I like to taste my regrets.
Favorite Shot: Tequila
Disgusting Drink: Jägerbombs (sorry Lexie)
Make a drink using a wine, a beer and a liquor. What’s in it, and what do you call it?:
2 shots red wine, 3 shots Natty, 2 shots tequila. At room temperature. This concoction is a Doorman Special.
Explain the circumstances behind the earliest shot you’ve ever taken:
UV Cake in a backyard and we assigned lookouts for parents.
What’s your favorite foreign swear? What does it mean?:
This is a real German insult: Diene Oma masturbiert im stehen! (Your grandma masturbates standing up!)
What smell do you hate that everyone likes?:
Flowers. Fuck flowers.
Who is your worst enemy? Why?:
People who put those family stickers on the back of their cars. You’re trying too hard.
Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever woken up?:
Which music video would you most want to be in? Why?:
“I Fink U Freeky” by Die Antwoord . I just really feel a connection with that song.
What would be the first thing you did after waking up to a dead body?:
Probably drop passive-aggressive hints that it needs to go home.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Wait, I thought this was for The Daily Illini?