Name: Kelly Chen
Bar: THE Red Lion
Relationship Status: I just got a new Bumble pro pic
Favorite Drink: Jägies
Favorite Shot: Tequila, top shelf Giro
Disgusting Drink: Pepsi
How does an unemployed, drunk student get by in Champaign over the summer?:
Staying unemployed and drunk.
What would be in ghetto brunch?:
Some boxed rosé over Sunny D on ice.
Who will win Champaign summer 2016? Why?:
Lion. Joe’s was never gang gang gang gang.
What would you get a 4.0 in?:
What will be the song of the summer?:
Hopefully nothing from View’s track list.
A geed, a Greek and a freshman walk into a bar…:
A Pike asks them “who do you know here?”
Would you rather drink a glass of Roland Pool water or eat a handful of 6-pack mattress foam? Why?:
Roland Pool for sure. I didn’t know people actually went in the pool?
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
People read The Black Sheep?