Instagram Handle: @seann190
Relationship Status: Married to the game
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Favorite Drink: Beer
Favorite Shot: Jäger bombs
Disgusting Drink: Anything with gin
What doesn’t KAM’s want the American public to know?:
The location of all the missing floor tiles…
What’s the horrifying secret behind Blue Guys?:
Wouldn’t know, never had one.
What ghastly secret is hidden under the South Quad bell tower?:
The curse Tim Beckman placed on all our teams.
Why did Illinois really hire Lovie Smith?:
NFC Champs ’06-07 baby!
Who really made Antonio’s close?:
The second half of Beckman’s curse.
What tests are they running in the Psychology Building?:
The Hunger Games with all the departments.
What turned the freakin’ frogs gay?:
The chemicals in the water & Alex Jones.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Bar specials, $ave dat money.