Name: Ashley McCoy
Bar: White Horse Inn
Relationship Status: SpongeBob’s side chick
Major: Professional white girl dancing with a minor in economics
Favorite Drink: Whatever daddy buys me.
Favorite Shot: Salty Nuts
Disgusting Drink: Miller Lite
What’s the most fun game you can play with a bottle of liquor?:
Take a shot until there aren’t any shots left to take and then you and I are dead.
If girls just wanna have fun, what do boys just wanna have?:
Where would you study in White Horse if you had to pull an all-nighter for finals and couldn’t leave?:
Top left corner surrounded by empty bottles and empty hopes of passing my finals.
What’s the best part of being in Champaign over the summer?:
Wandering the streets drunk off me bum with my closest friends.
What’s the worst?:
Realizing that I’m just wandering alone and bantering with the local homeless.
What game could you beat aliens in to save the planet from worldwide enslavement?:
Name one thing a senior should do before they graduate:
Pee yourself at KAM’s and add your scent to the ambiance.
Name one thing a freshman should do before going home for the summer:
Learn how to use a Snapchat story like a human being, you savages.
5 words to explain your skill level in Spin the Bottle:
Unluckiest girl at the party.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because who doesn’t like a good fart joke?