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Bartender of the Week: White Horse Inn’s Ashley

 

Name:  Ashley McCoy 

Bar: White Horse Inn

Relationship Status: SpongeBob’s side chick

Major: Professional white girl dancing with a minor in economics

Favorite Drink: Whatever daddy buys me.

Favorite Shot: Salty Nuts

Disgusting Drink: Miller Lite

 

What’s the most fun game you can play with a bottle of liquor?:

Take a shot until there aren’t any shots left to take and then you and I are dead.

 

If girls just wanna have fun, what do boys just wanna have?:

These titties.

 

Where would you study in White Horse if you had to pull an all-nighter for finals and couldn’t leave?:

Top left corner surrounded by empty bottles and empty hopes of passing my finals.

 

What’s the best part of being in Champaign over the summer?:

Wandering the streets drunk off me bum with my closest friends.

 

What’s the worst?:

Realizing that I’m just wandering alone and bantering with the local homeless.

 

What game could you beat aliens in to save the planet from worldwide enslavement?:

SpongeBob trivia.

 

Name one thing a senior should do before they graduate:

Pee yourself at KAM’s and add your scent to the ambiance.

 

Name one thing a freshman should do before going home for the summer:

Learn how to use a Snapchat story like a human being, you savages.

 

5 words to explain your skill level in Spin the Bottle:

Unluckiest girl at the party.

 

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:

Because who doesn’t like a good fart joke?

 

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