Move over Natty Light, there’s another cheap shitty beer college kids love to hate. Boxer Lager comes in at a whopping 5.00% alcohol content, with a taste like it’s something found at the very bottom of the food chain. If you think you need to wean yourself off Natty, here’s a chance to inform yourself on an alternative.
Blue Moon that’s been sitting out for 36 hours.
– 16-year-olds who steal from their older brothers’ alcohol stash.
– Recently unemployed truck drivers.
– Everyone from the state of Alabama, probably.
– The kitchen staff at a hole-in-the-wall diner.
– Your backwoods grandma that just went to jail for making moonshine in an old washing machine in the middle of the forest.
– “This’ll get us nice ‘n f***ed up for the NASCAR race!”
– “Hurry up and chug these, our trailer park’s power is out so we can’t keep them cold.”
– “Yeah, I guess I’ll just take my cousin to prom. The one with more teeth and the lazy eye.”
– “Let’s watch another episode of Trailer Park Boys and play lawn darts!”
Best Described As a Drink Superior To:
Watered-down gasoline mixed with sadness and regret.
Best Occasions to Drink It At:
-Any event held in or around a barn.
-If it’s in a 40oz, definitely an Irish funeral.
-A Family Guy season premier.
– Your cousin Johnny’s wedding to your sister.
Would Charlie Sheen Drink It?
Charlie Sheen would rail an 8 ball of cocaine, party with strippers all night, fight a bear, and still would turn down a single sip of Boxer Lager.
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