Relationship Status: Well I am a super senior 😉
Favorite Drink: Vodka Water Lime. Yes, I’m basic.
Favorite Shot: Buttery Nipple
Disgusting Drink: Malört
How does an unemployed, drunk student get by in Champaign over the summer?:
They become a towel boy at Roland Pool.
What would be in ghetto brunch?:
Tang, André, and Hot Pockets
Who will win Champaign summer 2016? Why?:
Cochrane, he’s always making the most bank in Champaign.
What would you get a 4.0 in?:
Netflix and Chill
What will be the song of the summer?:
“Shots & Squats” by Vigiland
A geed, a Greek and a freshman walk into a bar…:
That sounds like a typical night at Brother’s…minus the freshman.
Would you rather drink a glass of Roland Pool water or eat a handful of 6-pack mattress foam? Why?:
A 6-pack mattress foam, because even though I might get cancer later, I’d definitely get herpes now from Roland Pool water.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
To see me, duh.