Instagram Handle: Chri_bell
Major: Electrical engineering
Relationship Status: Taking date event applicants
Fraternity: Delta Upsilon
Boxers or Briefs?: BriefsYou make an appearance on Maury and find out you are NOT the father. What’s your celebratory dance move of choice?:
The finger dab.
How many kids do you think Hugh Hefner has in total?:
-5 or 69. There’s no in between.
Why does the caged bird sing?:
Who the heck cares? All birds sound horrible.
Are you more of a dog or cat daddy?:
What’s better: your sex game or your eyebrow game?:
I can do the wave with my eyebrows.
Top or bottom?:
Which scent from your childhood would you turn into a JUUL flavor?:
Tell us a dad joke:
What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad.
Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Happy wife, happy life. Plus I’m two kids strong. What’s not daddy about that?
Why should people read The Black Sheep?
Because of Ellery.