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Daddy of the Week: Chris from Delta Upsilon

Name: Chris
Instagram Handle: Chri_bell
Year: Junior
Major: Electrical engineering
Relationship Status: Taking date event applicants
Fraternity: Delta Upsilon
Boxers or Briefs?: BriefsYou make an appearance on Maury and find out you are NOT the father. What’s your celebratory dance move of choice?:
The finger dab.

 

How many kids do you think Hugh Hefner has in total?:
-5 or 69. There’s no in between.  

Why does the caged bird sing?:
Who the heck cares? All birds sound horrible.

Are you more of a dog or cat daddy?:
Doge daddy.

What’s better: your sex game or your eyebrow game?:
I can do the wave with my eyebrows.

Top or bottom?:
Bottom bunk.

Which scent from your childhood would you turn into a JUUL flavor?:
Lunchables pizza.

Tell us a dad joke:
What happens when a frog parks illegally? It gets toad.

Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Happy wife, happy life. Plus I’m two kids strong. What’s not daddy about that?

Why should people read The Black Sheep?
Because of Ellery.

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