Name: Cory Levin
Instagram Handle: @C_ory21
Major: Sports Management
Relationship Status: Looking for my mamí, serious inquiries only.
Boxers or Briefs: Boxers are for boys, briefs are for daddies.
Who should replace Tristan Thomas as Khloe Kardashian’s new daddy?:
Whatever NBA or NFL player is looking to torpedo their athletic career.
Who is Guy Fieri first visiting on his new show Diners, Drive-ins, and Daddies?:
I can’t say for sure who, but what I do know is every girl will be watching.
How are you going to take care of the monster under your wimpy kid’s bed?:
I’d handle it just as any good dad would. Walk in, look under the bed on both sides, say there’s nothing
there and get back to the couch in the living room to finish my beer.
Where in the batting order are you putting your kid in on the Little League team you’ll coach?:
4th spot. Home of the power hitter. If there’s anything that will boost your kids confidence, it’s smashing a baseball off a tee when the bases are loaded.
Are you already worried about what your daughter is going to do on prom night?:
After the talk I will have with whoever is lucky enough to take my daughter to Prom, the only thing I’ll be worried about is her dance moves.
Can you tell us about the rocking chair you already picked out for retirement?:
The typical wood rocking chair is for psychos, anyone that tells you they are comfortable in that needs to be checked out immediately. Got to go with the La-Z- Boy chair, this is retirement I want to be living lavish.
What are you watching currently on your Tivo?:
One Tree Hill during the week and Friday Night Lights on the weekends. Those were the days when T.V.
was good. Oh, to be young again.
Tell us a dad joke:
How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why do you deserve to be Daddy of The Week?:
If you can’t look at me and picture vacations with the kids, a house in the suburbs, and an upper-middle-class lifestyle then you need to get your eyes checked. On top of that, I’ll make you a damn good cocktail after the kids go to bed.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
If you don’t read The Black Sheep, then you hate America.