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Daddy of the Week: Jeffrey from Kappa Sigma

Name: Jeffrey Lee
Year: Sophomore
Major: Undecided
Relationship Status: Single
Fraternity: Kappa Sigma
Boxers or briefs?: Let’s not pretend like you don’t know, honey.

How many sex robots does Elon Musk keep in his sex robot lair?:
I’m pretty sure one of his Teslas can transform into an Autobot sex doll, but not confirmed.

What’s a metaphor for Future’s high-pitched verse in “King’s Dead”?:
Future is the future of XdaxGXehWX.

 

What do you do when a fellow dad at the BBQ asks you to make his burger well done?:
I’m vegan, how fucking dare you?

Now that the Winter Olympics have ended, what will dads across the nation watch?:
Do their wives hate them? WWE.

What’s the perfect title for Vladimir Putin’s autobiography and why is it Putin on the Ritz?:
What up, I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read.

Was St. Patrick a daddy? Explain your reasoning.:
If you had a grey beard back then, at least four of your wives automatically called you daddy. But in today’s world, you’d be called “creepy” or “how did you get into my party?”

Will sex toys make average husbands like you obsolete by the year 2038?:
I’m sorry, until a sex toy can make my unattractive “I’m about to cum” facial expression, I will still be married. 

Why should you be Daddy of the Week?
It was God’s Plan.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
You can only procrastinate on social media so much until there isn’t anything new on your refreshed feed.

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