Major: Slamming Blue Guys.
Relationship Status: Sorry ladies.
Boxers or briefs?: I like a mix of both.
What did PSYC 100 teach you about your parenting style?:
I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Are you one of those camo dads?:
Absolutely and not ashamed.
How many jumbo marshmallows can you fit in your mouth at one time?:
At least six, depends on the moisture content.
Does your teenage daughter have “daddy issues”?:
I’d prefer not to answer.
Is water wet?:
Between 32 and 212 degrees most of the time, yeah.
What would your kid have to do to get totally grounded?:
Deface my statue of Steve Buscemi and you’re done kid.
How many have you poured out for Mac Miller?:
Not enough, rest in peace.
Tell us a dad joke:
Nothing beats “Hi hungry, I’m dad.”
Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Anything beats actually paying attention in class.
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