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Daddy Of The Week: Nick From Psi Upsilon

Name: Nick Ferguson
Twitter Handle:  @nick_ferguson9
Major: Advertising
Relationship Status: Single
Fraternity: Psi Upsilon
Boxers or briefs?: Briefs baby.

Are you a connoisseur of tube socks?:
Only if I can rock them with a fresh-ass pair of Timberland brand Mandals.

What about gender reveal parties?:
They’re alright. But if it’s a girl, *Michael Scott voice*, I send it back.

What candle scent do you fuck with most?:
Whiskey-scented candles really get me goin’.

Where are you going to conduct your next kid’s baptism?:
Guaranteed Rate Field parking lot.

 What brand of belt would you spank your kids with?:
Depends on my mood. Normally I’d just use a generic one you get from Kohl’s, but when I’m really pissed off, I like to use my YSL snakeskin.

 What Drake song would you use to describe your parenting style?:
Drake’s pretty soft, but I’d have to say “F**kin Problems” by A$AP Rocky featuring Drake describes my parenting style pretty well.

 How long have your children been waiting for you to come back with that pack of cigarettes?:
Since the Bears lost to the Packers in the NFC Championship in 2010.

 Tell us a dad joke:
What do you call a phony noodle? An impasta.

 Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Because I respect women.

 Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
They ask the real questions.

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