Name: Nick Ferguson
Twitter Handle: @nick_ferguson9
Relationship Status: Single
Fraternity: Psi Upsilon
Boxers or briefs?: Briefs baby.
Are you a connoisseur of tube socks?:
Only if I can rock them with a fresh-ass pair of Timberland brand Mandals.
What about gender reveal parties?:
They’re alright. But if it’s a girl, *Michael Scott voice*, I send it back.
What brand of belt would you spank your kids with?:
Depends on my mood. Normally I’d just use a generic one you get from Kohl’s, but when I’m really pissed off, I like to use my YSL snakeskin.
What Drake song would you use to describe your parenting style?:
Drake’s pretty soft, but I’d have to say “F**kin Problems” by A$AP Rocky featuring Drake describes my parenting style pretty well.
How long have your children been waiting for you to come back with that pack of cigarettes?:
Since the Bears lost to the Packers in the NFC Championship in 2010.
Tell us a dad joke:
What do you call a phony noodle? An impasta.
Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
Because I respect women.
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
They ask the real questions.