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Daddy of The Week: Raziel

Name: Raziel Pelcastre
Twitter Handle: @razzle_650
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Relationship Status: Single, bilingual and ready to mingle 😉
Fraternity: Phi Sig
Boxers or briefs?: Got to go with the banana hammock trunks

Why does your teenage daughter have daddy issues?:
Because one day I left to get Juul pods and never came back.

What’s the pickup line you typically use when trying to cheat on your wife?:
I don’t need a pick up line.

If you could be a beaver or a sea lion, which would you be?:
Easy, sea lion because they’re cute AF.

Fuck, marry, kill: Lovie Smith, Chancellor Robert Jones, Brad Underwood?:
Marry Lovie Smith duh, I don’t really know the other two.

When are you going to start buying your son condoms?:
My son won’t need condoms because #pulloutgamestrong.

Who is the true daddy of this campus? Why?:
Papa John, because he’s been feeding pizza to all his drunk children for as long as I can remember
#illini499.

How do you explain to your wife that you have contracted crabs from a hooker?:
What happens in Puerto Vallarta stays in Puerto Vallarta.

Tell us a dad joke:
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
I’m already Papi, it’s only right that I’m also daddy

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
The Black Sheep & Twitter is ALL the news you need!

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