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Daddy Of The Week: Tom From Phi Psi

Name: Tom Oeltgen
Twitter Handle: @Big_Game_Tom33 (I don’t tweet, I just use it for sports news)
Major: I’m open to suggestions.
Relationship Status: Desperate
Fraternity: Phi Kappa Psi
Boxers or briefs?: Depends on how adventurous I’m feeling that day.

What does D.A.D. stand for?:
Drinking All Day. (I’m trying to be a stay-at-home dad)

Your teenage daughter got caught shoplifting. WYD?:
Yell at her in front of her mom, but be nice once her mom leaves cause I’m a “cool dad.”

Creamy or chunky peanut butter?:
Chunky with a touch of honey cause I’m thick and sweet.

Are you a better or worse dad than Bob Saget?:
Better than Bob Saget but worse than Danny Tanner.

What did your kid do to earn a spanking?:
They ordered a steak well done.

Where do you set the cookie jar so your kids can’t steal from it?:
I put it right next to their hopes and dreams.

Are you one of those dads that watches golf?:
If by “watches golf” you mean “turns on golf so I have some background noise to fall asleep to,” then yes.

Tell us a dad joke:
Two antennas got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible.

Why do you deserve to be Daddy of the Week?:
I probably don’t, but I filled out these questions so here I am.

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Well, you read all my answers for this, and the people at The Black Sheep are funnier than I am, so you should check out their other content.

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