It wasn’t long ago at the end of last semester that we promised ourselves we would leave our vices in the past. Well, we caught up with a few Illini to see which promises they’d already broken since school started.
“Eat Torticas every time I went out.”
“I wasn’t going to take care of my drunk friends.”
“I wasn’t supposed to sleep with my girlfriend’s roommates anymore.”
Wonder why freshmen suck? We have it figured out: