Illinois
Which Sorority House Mom Are You?
In a campus that is run predominately by students, living here as a middle-aged woman would be an interesting experience. Do you find yourself enforcing rules that are inherently sexist? Do you love judging drunk bitches and listening to shrill chants all the time? Do you find yourself wanting to live in a sorority forever? You might be a perfect fit for a University of Illinois sorority house mom. With so many sororities to choose from, there’s only one way to find out which mansion should be your true forever home:
Listen to Talk of Shame, a podcast about being young & dumb. Hosted by 2 drunk girls from The Black Sheep corporate, Mackenzie Harding & Andrea Jablonski. One can’t find her tampon, the other one’s laundry is probably on fire.
