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Wells Banana Bread Beer Review

We are living in a time of great innovation—a new age where entire meals can be replaced by a drink. Unfortunately, the powers that be have not graced us with a meal-replacement beer… yet. Until that day comes (and what a glorious day that will be), here’s our Wells Banana Bread Beer review since it’s your best option.

Grade: A

Smells Like:
Childhood, and memories of baking banana bread with your beloved grandma. RIP Mee-maw.

Tastes Like:                                           
Well… banana bread and beer. That’s actually what it tastes like. Beer used to be called “liquid bread,” after all.

Typical Drinkers:
– Hipster snobs who crowd the gimmick beer section at the liquor store.

– Stupid people with potassium deficiencies.

– Monkeys, monkey enthusiasts, and monkey owners.

– Trust fund kids who are willing to sacrifice quantity for quality (it comes in a 4-pack).

– Anyone who likes good beer. Seriously, this is some top-notch shit.

User Comments:
– “I’m telling you guys this stuff is a miracle. I don’t eat. I don’t drink water. I put eight of these bad boys down every day and I’m the healthiest I’ve ever been.”

– “The doc told me I need more potassium. He also told me I need to stop drinking. Funny how one problem solves another.”

– “I mean this is alright, but have you ever heard of Zombie Dust?”

– “My chimpanzee just murdered my girlfriend!”

Best Described as a Drink Superior To:
Soylent. Yeah, we’re not kidding.

Is This a Bitch Drink?:
Nah. Anyone who tries to tell you otherwise has either never tried it, or is cripplingly insecure.

Just to be Clear: This Isn’t a Meal Replacement, Is It?:
Sadly, no. But has that stopped you from replacing your meals with alcohol before?

We Mixed It With:
A cozy room and a pilsner glass. Classy.

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