The NCAA Tournament field of 68 was announced just yesterday, and Kansas has been named a number one seed for the third straight year. The past two seasons, KU has had to waste time with the likes of Austin Peay, UC Davis, and now the Penn Quakers.
Don’t know about you, but few things on Earth scare us like a Quaker! It’s like a thing from your worst nightmares. You wake up in the middle of the night, look over to the darkest corner of your room, and there it is, the guy on the oatmeal box.
Sure, we’re intimidated. We’re getting thrown into a first round matchup with religious figures. For those of you unaware, Quakers are a peaceful group. In fact, they are members of the Religious Society of Friends.
For the record, 16 seeds have never beaten a one seed before in the history of the NCAA Tournament, but CBS Sports analyst Seth Davis poured his insightful knowledge onto Twitter today.
I would never pick a 16 to beat a 1, but if ever there were a 16-seed that could pull off that miracle, it’s Penn. @TheAthleticCBB
— Seth Davis (@SethDavisHoops) March 12, 2018
There it is, the nail in KU’s coffin. The one and only Seth Davis, the world’s first and only proven psychic. Don’t cry Jayhawk fans, Seth Davis has already declared other teams dead in this year’s tournament.
— Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed) March 11, 2018
His clear and all-knowing basketball wisdom has been bestowed upon the college basketball world for yet another season and it looks like the Jayhawks are just a bunch of dead men walking. If you like to watch funerals, Kansas is set to become the first number one seed to ever lose to a 16 seed on Thursday at 1 p.m.
Oh, and if for some reason Kansas is able to upset Penn, be sure to talk some massive shit on Seth Davis on Twitter because he sucks ass. Rock Fucking Chalk.
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