News broke today that Panic! at the Disco is in Lawrence AKA Bredon Urie who awakened you sexually when you were about 13. Let’s think about your 13-year-old self: You never achieved the perfect minimalist MySpace profile layout, you never learned how to do a decent winged eyeliner, and you never even met a vampire. Well, now’s your chance to finally earn the respect of you at 13. Will you finally do right by your 13-year-old self by sleeping with Brendon Urie while he’s in Lawrence?
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