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A Rock Hard Review of a Softcore Porn Filmed in Lawrence

In 1975, Linda Lovelace had spread her campaign message, and her legs, in a movie titled Linda Lovelace For President.

Not only is this movie a classic, but some scenes were also filmed in Lawrence: making it the perfect movie for the first porno review for The Black Sheep.

The premise of the film is that Linda Lovelace decides to run for president after the U.S. runs out of viable candidates. She is encouraged on her candidacy by her Uncle Sam, fans, and the people she meets on her tour across America.

The not-so-subtle hints of erotica really got us in the mood:
In the first 20 minutes of the movie, you can see a couple fucking like there’s no tomorrow. A few seconds into that scene, however, a passerby throws a literal cream pie at the couple. Take it how you want, but we think most of us can agree that it was a hint as to what was “coming.” It’s also worth noting that the usage of puns in this movie is outstanding. They put in some really “hard” work *wink wink*.

Linda proclaims herself the “leader of oral sex” right on fucking campus, and that’s hot:
A few scenes later and you can finally see the Lawrence roots with Linda Lovelace standing in front of Memorial Stadium as she declares she’s “a leader of oral sex”. Which, shockingly enough, is the last time there was ever any kind of leader anywhere near Memorial Stadium. 

We’re pretttttty sure they took at dig at K-State toward the end. So again, we were aroused:
After moving from the first few Lawrence scenes, Linda and her campaign party travel to another town that remains unnamed. However, in this scene, a man introduces three people on the screen as his father and brother, his wife and sister, and his brother and son. While the film is proven to have some scenes in Lawrence, this scene makes us wonder if they also filmed in Manhattan.

2/10 porno. Not enough boning or Lawrence:
Overall, this movie sucked, but it’s also a porno, so “sucks” isn’t really the worst thing we could describe this movie as. A better description would be that watching this movie feels like sitting in a lecture in Budig: you don’t really want to be sitting there, but you do it anyway in hopes that something interesting will pop up, or you get a chance to have an orgasm.

What you do in your own time, in the comfort of your own home, is up to you just please don’t watch this and jack off in Budig. If you want to fast forward to the parts that really get you going, you know, the parts with Lawrence in it, here’s a guide to those scenes:

Campanile — 11:30

Memorial Stadium — 12:32

Jayhawk Boulevard — 1:10:30

Happy humping.

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