Twitter Handle: @Dinklebuurrrg
Relationship Status: Not Single
Favorite Drink: Old Fashioned
Favorite Shot: Rumplemintz
Disgusting Drink: Pixie Stick Martini
Where’s the best place for a sneaky makeout sesh in Hop Cat?:
What’s the fanciest booze you got in Hop Cat, if we wanted to impress a date?:
Bourbon, probably some bookers.
What’s the best hook-up story you’ve ever heard about someone at UK?:
My old roommate had sex in the top part of Memorial Hall.
Who do you have a weird crush on?:
The girl who voices Louise from Bob’s Burgers.
How would Valentine’s Day be different if Tinder was invented 400 years ago?:
I don’t think people would go on dates anymore, people would have Netflix and chilled like 200 years ago.
F***, Marry, Kill: Cupid, St. Valentine, Forrest Gump:
I’m gonna marry Forest Gump, fuck Cupid, kill St. Valentine.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve had 10 shots…:
and now I can’t move
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
You guys do cool stuff like this so if you want to read about my life, go on there.