Name: Cheryl Monroe
Bar: The Overpass Merchant
Relationship Status: Living life.
Major: Slinging dranks
Favorite Drink: Bulleit Rye Mule
Favorite Shot: Tequila
Disgusting Drink: Long Island Iced Tea
What would you serve someone who just failed their finals?:
A shot of Rumplemintz. Might as well get the ball rolling.
What would be the hardest question on The Merchant‘s final?:
What’s the difference between an extra dry martini and a wet one?
If you made a shot called finals week, what would it taste like?:
Pain & despair.
FMK: Rudolf, Grinch, The Merchant’s Manager:
OMG no comment.
What’s a girl/guy gotta do to sink your battleship?:
Not have a sense of humor.
If finals week was a Final Destination movie, how would you go out?:
I’d be the person that dies by the logs falling off the truck in the middle of traffic. I am terrified of this happening in real life.
Where’s your favorite place to curl up in a ball after exams?:
On my couch with a fake fur blanket.
Would you rather bop, twist, or pull Mike the Tiger?:
Awwww rest in peace, Mike.
What would Mike the Tigers‘s GPA be?:
Now I’m crying, thanks.
Tell us the best way to cheat on exam:
Don’t take the easy route! Study!
When did you learn Santa died?:
He isn’t dead. He arrives Nov 1 every year. Just turn on your TV, radio, or open a magazine. Christmas is already here!
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because their writers are hot AF.