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Bartender of the Week: The Overpass Merchant’s Cheryl

Name: Cheryl Monroe 

Bar: The Overpass Merchant 

Relationship Status: Living life. 

Major: Slinging dranks 

Favorite Drink: Bulleit Rye Mule 

Favorite Shot: Tequila 

Disgusting Drink: Long Island Iced Tea 

 

What would you serve someone who just failed their finals?:  

A shot of Rumplemintz. Might as well get the ball rolling. 

 

What would be the hardest question on The Merchant‘s final?:  

What’s the difference between an extra dry martini and a wet one? 

 

If you made a shot called finals week, what would it taste like?:  

Pain & despair. 

 

FMK: Rudolf, Grinch, The Merchant’s Manager:  

OMG no comment. 

 

What’s a girl/guy gotta do to sink your battleship?:  

Not have a sense of humor.  

 

If finals week was a Final Destination movie, how would you go out?:  

I’d be the person that dies by the logs falling off the truck in the middle of traffic. I am terrified of this happening in real life. 

 

Where’s your favorite place to curl up in a ball after exams?:  

On my couch with a fake fur blanket. 

 

Would you rather bop, twist, or pull  Mike the Tiger?:  

Awwww rest in peace, Mike.

 

What would Mike the Tigers‘s GPA be?:  

Now I’m crying, thanks.

Tell us the best way to cheat on exam:  

Don’t take the easy route! Study! 

 

When did you learn Santa died?:  

He isn’t dead. He arrives Nov 1 every year. Just turn on your TV, radio, or open a magazine. Christmas is already here! 

 

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:  
Because their writers are hot AF. 

 

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