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The 5 People At LSU That Make You Say STFU

It’s early in the morning and you’re taking shit from no one. Not the girl who stole your seat in class, not your evil professor who is ruining your life—not even the super nice guy from class who enjoys making conversations with you on light topics like the weather and how well his new therapy sessions are going. Let’s face it: LSU is full of some real assholes.

Here are 5 types of people you most likely have encountered on campus that just make you want to say STFU.

5.) The Overachiever In Class Who Swears They’re Going To Fail The Upcoming Exam:

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You know that girl in class who swears to everyone she’s going to LITERALLY fail the exam but then mysteriously makes an A+? Oh come on, Becca, we all know you’ve been studying the past month for this thing, STFU!

4.) The Professor Who Claims We Don’t Need A Study Guide/Review Day And Constantly Reminds Us That We’ll Never Get One:

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3.) The Social Gatherers In Middleton:

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It’s 10 p.m. and you just started studying for your math test, all tired and cracked out while the rest of your friends are out partying, and then, you hear them…. the chatty Cathies. In a library? On a Thursday? STFU!

2.) The Guy In Class Who Somehow Works His Life Story Into Every Class Discussion:

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This guy. We could write an entire open letter on him.

To the guy in class who jumps at every opportunity he can get to partake in the class discussions, only to actually discuss himself: How did you do it? How did you, yet again, manage to relate this week’s lesson on some very vague poetry to your own self, to the entire class? Also, how do you have so much energy this early in the morning? STFU!

1.) The Pre-Med Freshman:

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Half of the freshmen walk in all confident, full of fantasies of saving lives and becoming really, really rich, yet somehow grow a man bun and change their major to sociology by the time junior year rolls around. You’ll most likely hear something along the lines of: Yeah, I’m Pre-Med and have it so much harder than everyone else. We’re literally going to die. STFU!

Don’t be that guy. Any of these guys. Please, for the love of god.


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