Here at UMD, STEM majors have it hard. Unfortunately, the stereotypes clouding STEM majors are even harder. We at The Black Sheep took it upon ourselves to ask a few STEM majors the question our 8th grade bullies coerced us into answering: Have you ever even kissed someone that isn’t your parents? To keep anonymity, we left names out to protect those involved.
Anonymous Mechanical Engineering Major:
Fuck you. I have a girlfriend, get the fuck out of my face.
Anonymous Civil Engineering Major:
I’ve been dating my girlfriend since sophomore year of high schooland she’s my one and only. What kind of question is this?
Anonymous Statistics Major:
This is such a personal question, why would you ask me this? Is everything okay? You know, 42 percent of college students…blah, blah, blah.
Anonymous Comp Sci Major:
I kiss my dog sometimes…on the lips. Does that count?
Anonymous Biology Major:
Excuse me? I have a boyfriend. I just left his place, I can go back and get him to fuck you up if you keep asking me more weird shit like this.
Anonymous Mechanical Engineering Major #2:
Anonymous Materials Engineering Major:
Obviously. That’s a stupid question.
Anonymous Architectural Sciences Major:
No I haven’t, but I imagine it’s a lot like licking the inside of an Oreo. You know that feeling? God damn, I love that shit. I mean, I REALLY get hot and heavy thinking about it, woo-wee.
Anonymous Comp Sci Major #2:
How dare you ask me that, I obviously have.
Anonymous Livestock Management Major:
I fucked a cow last semester. She was one tender heifer. Wide hips. One naughty little cow, that’s for sure.
Anonymous Plant Sciences Major:
Dude, fuck you. And for your information, I have.
Anonymous Physiology Major:
Yes, I have. I hit the bars too often not to, ya know?
Anonymous Mathematics Major:
Nope. I love numbers too much to want any sort of human interaction.
Anonymous Chemistry Major:
Get away from me please.
Wow! Who would have guessed!
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