Ah, December. The most wonderful time of the year . . . for curling up in a fetal position and wondering whether the hell you’ll pass your classes. The crippling uncertainty opens some interesting doors—if I’m going to fail the semester anyway, what’s the point in trying? Can I give up now and focus on blowing diner points, ice skating on the fountain, drinking peppermint schnapps, and other pre-holiday activities/coping mechanisms?
Lucky for you, The Black Sheep has the answers! This handy flowchart is guaranteed to forecast with 97.4% accuracy whether you’ll pass the semester.