If there’s one thing Terps love more than giving offerings to our beloved Testudo statue and having reliable Wi-Fi, it’s our basketball team. To help get you in the mindset, The Black Sheep decided to ask super-senior Jeff, a computer science major, who’s never gone to a UMD sporting event, to give us a ranking (along with his commentary) of his top seven UMD basketball players.
7.) Jake Layman:
Yeah, he’s pretty good from what I hear. I remember a while back that a friend of mine said something about him definitely going to the NFL, or something like that. My sister always used to talk about him; although it was usually about his hair.
6.) Melo Trimble:
So, I don’t actually know anything about this guy, but sophomore year, me and my roommate saw him in the diner a day before one of the games. My roommate was like “Hey Melo… you gonna be at the game tomorrow?” And then he walked away without saying anything.
5.) Mark Sturgeon:
3.) Anthony Cowan:
2) Kaila Charles:
1) D.J. Turner:
My old roommate would always blast Maryland games on the TV. I’ve heard his name several times, but I literally don’t know anything about him. I’m sure he’s a good basketball player though. After all, even I know his name.
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