The week before Valentine’s Day is fraught with uncertainty and self doubt. Is all the Tinder swiping even worth it? Should I give up now? Is the mullet too much? Luckily for you, The Black Sheep has all the answers! This chart, vetted by psychologists, Lotharios, and Oprah alike, is guaranteed to accurately predict whether you’ll spend Valentine’s Day with a special someone or alone in your room, left with nothing but pie to fill the emptiness.
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