Bar: Black Cat Bistro
Relationship Status: Taken
Major: Human Biology
Favorite Drink: Coke. Skip the alcohol.
Favorite Shot: Anything free
Disgusting Drink: Tequila
What does Dantonio drink on Sundays after a game? Why?:
A cold, cheap beer. Everyone enjoys one after a win.
If Tyler O’Connor came to this bar, what would you put in his drink?:
3 ways MSU football games would be different if you could drink in the game:
Whose tight end do you most want to squeeze?:
Five words why MSU will go undefeated this year:
We are the fuckin’ best
What football term seems most like a sex act?:
Sack on third down
What sex act seems most life a football term?:
Describe the last pile you were on the bottom of:
A big pile of tacos
Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s funny (It’s worth noting that Malan gave a dramatic power point when she said this)
Since when did college apartments have rooftop pools?