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Bartender of the Week: Malan from Black Cat Bistro

 

Name: Malan
Bar: Black Cat Bistro
Relationship Status: Taken
Major: Human Biology 
Favorite Drink: Coke. Skip the alcohol. 
Favorite Shot: Anything free
Disgusting Drink: Tequila

 

What does Dantonio drink on Sundays after a game? Why?: 
A cold, cheap beer. Everyone enjoys one after a win.

 

If Tyler O’Connor came to this bar, what would you put in his drink?:
Myself;)

 

3 ways MSU football games would be different if you could drink in the game:
More Danger
More Fights
More Fun

 

Whose tight end do you most want to squeeze?:
Beyoncé’s

 

Five words why MSU will go undefeated this year:
We are the fuckin’ best 

 

What football term seems most like a sex act?:
Sack on third down

 

What sex act seems most life a football term?:
Deep penetration 

 

Describe the last pile you were on the bottom of:
A big pile of tacos

 

Why should people read The Black Sheep?:
Because it’s funny (It’s worth noting that Malan gave a dramatic power point when she said this)

 

Since when did college apartments have rooftop pools?

 

 
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