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Beaumont Tower Begs Alumni To Stop Posting Revenge Porn Pictures Of It On Social Media

Citing a disturbing rise in private picture posting incidents, Beaumont Tower recently released a statement begging MSU alumni to stop posting and sharing revenge porn of it on social media.

“It’s just absolutely humiliating,” the phallus-shaped MSU landmark told The Black Sheep through tears. “They think just because they don’t go to MSU anymore that they can do whatever you want. Well I don’t care how much you ‘miss MSU’ or how you will ‘forever bleed green and white,’ I just want my privacy back.”

MSU Police confirmed that an investigation had revealed thousands of sensitive images of Beaumont Tower, most of which were taken while both parties were consenting but are now being revealed in a violation of the Tower’s consent and privacy. Anyone with information about a perpetrator of this revenge porn posting is strongly encouraged to call the MSU Police tip line.

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